Urbmob

Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!

posted Friday, Aug 01, 2008

WHETHER DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN I THINK YOU WILL GET A KICK OUT OF THIS
— A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’
— Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
— I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
— Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
— We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
— The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
— And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
— Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’
— So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
— Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
— He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
— So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.
— Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
— The next morning, the little boy say’s to his father, ‘Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.’
— The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.’
— The little boy replies, ‘The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t.