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Should children witness childbirth?

posted Wednesday, Jun 25, 2008

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen,
a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he
could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen
did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little
while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3- yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, ‘He shouldn’t have
crawled in there in the first place…..smack his *ss again!’
If you don’t laugh at this one, there’s no hope for you.